I now feel much safer choosing a mattress

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07/02/2016 at 15:15 • Filed to: No pressure points!

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I'm in good hands.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Malanga
07/02/2016 at 15:37

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Do you know how many people die every year in mattress fires? We need to ban bedding now!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Malanga
07/02/2016 at 15:40

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I’ve never laughed so hard after clicking on a thread before.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/02/2016 at 16:03

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Only you can stop mattress fires...


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Malanga
07/02/2016 at 16:11

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No, only the government can stop mattress fires by taking them all away.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/02/2016 at 17:28

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Ya know, I hear those car things have a habit of catching fire. We should get those banned, they're dangerous!


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Malanga
07/02/2016 at 18:29

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Those mattresses are amazing my friend bought one ($1500) I thought she was insane until I layed on it.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Frank Grimes
07/02/2016 at 18:44

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With a guy like that what do you expect!